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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:40:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Contrary to popular ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Contrary to popular ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once at...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris puts th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does no...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does not beg to differ. Differ begs to Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Before he forgot a g...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can spe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can speak Russian...in Chinese.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>One time, Chuck Norr...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once or...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The ocean was once f...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The ocean was once fresh water but Chuck Norris likes his shrimp salty.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Human cloning is out...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It is said that look...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris sa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>James Cameron wanted...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented the beard.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The First Law of The...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Apple pays Chuck Nor...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Aliens DO indeed exi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Count from one to te...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...47 times.
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once ro...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man into next week. He then roundhouse kicked himself into next week, so he could roundhouse the man another week forward.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can eat...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can sla...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' favour...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The phrase "dead rin...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The phrase "dead ringer" refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris is suin...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>To be or not to be? ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The US did not boyco...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once ro...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can act...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does no...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can jug...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can juggle 12 bar stools when drunk but only 8 when sober.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' belly ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The leading causes o...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris graduat...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Sweating bullets" i...</title>
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<description><![CDATA["Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was onc...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court.  He was known as Sir Beatdown.
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ice isn't frozen wat...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ice isn't frozen water, it's water that is scared stiff by Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris covers ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.
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<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris eats th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Superman wears Chuck...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Industrial logging i...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris shot th...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once tr...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris' credit...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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