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<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 08:50:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was onc...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris qualifi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In an act of great p...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The original draft o...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron into oblivion halfway through the first chapter.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chck Norris listens ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chck Norris listens to "Requiem for a Tower" when he eats waffles.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kids go to sleep wit...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear. Chuck norris goes to sleep with an actual bear.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When the Boogeyman g...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was ban...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can sto...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can stop mid-sneeze...with his eyes open.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can dri...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rainbows are what ha...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris counted...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can spe...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can speak braille.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris kicked ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two."]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The original title f...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was onc...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can dri...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Since 1940, the year...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris uses 8'...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can ski...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can skip water on a rock.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Once a grizzly bear ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Contrary to popular ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Every time a bell ri...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Every time a bell rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you work in an of...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris beat Ra...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. At the same time.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Life is like a box o...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>How much wood would ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>According to Einstei...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can win...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In a tagteam match, ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The only sure things...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The only sure things are Death and Taxes...and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris was in ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies...as the Force.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has an ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck's tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris gi...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ninjas want to grow ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once pa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>They once tried to c...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can hit...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris, who ha...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris, who had grown tired of easy victories in fights, once fought himself to the death and won.
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A mighty crack was h...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A mighty crack was heard around the world as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the supercontinent, Pangaea, beginning continental drift.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris does no...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris has to ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Bruce Banner ge...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The reason newborn b...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Everybody loves Raym...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Everyday, Chuck Norr...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Everyday, Chuck Norris goes for a short walk, just to keep the planet spinning.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris pl...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>If you can see Chuck...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Some kids play Kick ...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris invente...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris invented water.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris hears s...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris hears sign language.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris doesn't...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Chuck Norris wa...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils immediately.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris once bo...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It was once believed...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris can mak...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can make snow angels on a concrete slab.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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